Your humble narrator did dispatch New Year's Eve and it was statistically and otherwise the busiest night of the year. Emotionally draining as that was we (I) returned Friday night to drive. Only did five runs, the first was a woman of about 35 aƱos who was heading to a friends apartment to play Uno and drink beers.
So, she asked to make a stop at the Green Apple which is a convenience store except that it is called Red Apple.
Lady, you mean Red Apple.
She likes green apples better and likes to call the store that too.
Next up was a man on his way to work at the main Post Office in Boston. He wasn't scheduled but apparently 60 people called in sick so he figured he could use the overtime.
Then my next ride was a girl visiting her boyfriend who is shipping out in a few days to fight the, ummm, who are we fighting this time? Oh yeah the ones who believe in that other invisible man in the sky, not the real one. Right.
Got into a bit of a dispute with the next rider who thought I was charging him too much but flat rates are what they are and this ain't no swap meet. Guess he bought it, best tip of the night.
Lastly but not leastly: a couple headed out for a couple cold ones to ring in the new year. Again.
Anyway, it was very nice chatting and I'll try harder next time.
Lady, you mean Red Apple.
She likes green apples better and likes to call the store that too.
Next up was a man on his way to work at the main Post Office in Boston. He wasn't scheduled but apparently 60 people called in sick so he figured he could use the overtime.
Then my next ride was a girl visiting her boyfriend who is shipping out in a few days to fight the, ummm, who are we fighting this time? Oh yeah the ones who believe in that other invisible man in the sky, not the real one. Right.
Got into a bit of a dispute with the next rider who thought I was charging him too much but flat rates are what they are and this ain't no swap meet. Guess he bought it, best tip of the night.
Lastly but not leastly: a couple headed out for a couple cold ones to ring in the new year. Again.
Anyway, it was very nice chatting and I'll try harder next time.
2 comments:
I hear taxis are a dangerous profession. Strange video. It reminds me of my dreams ago. Comedy you say?
Yeah it is a bit dangerous but I don't really know what else to do at the moment.
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